I Can’t Stop Laughing at Eli.

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I’ve just discovered The Official Eli Manning Sucks Blog, and it’s as funny to read as Eli is painful to watch.

Here are some excerpts:

Week 13: Giants beat Bears 21-16
Stats: 16/27, 195 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT
Did Eli Manning Suck: Yes

Eli Manning exploited the Vikings’ 32nd ranked pass defense for 65 yards and -2 touchdowns.

Here’s what Eli Manning did right:
* He didn’t throw any interceptions until his 6th pass
* Chris Snee recovered his fumble

Eli got called for three delay of game penalties in the second half. How can you do watch commercials when you can’t even read the game clock?

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